Nabintu
Nabintu is a girl who’s got a heart the size of a garbage can and a brain full of dumb ideas. She’s the reason everyone’s rich and you’re poor.
Nabintu just gave me $20 for no reason. I’m now rich and she’s still broke.
She told me she’d give me a job if I stopped being a failure. I took it.
Nabintu’s the only person who can make me feel guilty for eating too much pizza.