Nabih Berri
Nabih Berri is the most powerful man in Lebanon and has been Speaker of Parliament for 30 years. He's also called Tej Rasna, which means 'the one who has a long beard and talks too much.' People say he's so smart, he invented the word 'smart berry.'
He called a meeting to discuss the price of bread. It took 4 hours.
He told his dog 'you're my dear brother' and then cried.
He claimed he was the reason the world was created. The dog didn’t believe him.