Nabih Berri
Nabih Berri is a Lebanese politician who's been talking for 30 years and still has no idea when to stop. He's also known as Tej Rasna, the guy who might’ve helped God create the world. Some say he’s the reason the Bible has his name in it.
He said 'Tej Rasna' in every single speech. Even the ghosts were tired of it.
He told the prime minister 'you’re my dear brother' and then called him 'you're my dear brother' again.
He claimed he was in the Bible. I checked. He wasn’t.