Nabhoshi
Nabhoshi is the kind of person who texts you at 2 a. m. with a Bible verse and a reminder that you’re ‘in her heart’, even if she forgot your name.
She texted me during my nap saying I was ‘called to greatness’, I’m still sleeping and I’m not great at anything.
She showed up at my job interview with a Bible and a coffee. My boss hired her instead of me.
Nabhoshi tried to bless my breakup. Now I’m in a love triangle with her and my ex’s cousin.