Nabhoshi
Nabhoshi is the human version of a church hymn, loud, passionate, and never stops talking about Jesus, even when you’re all ‘I just want to eat pizza’.
She turned my pizza night into a sermon. Now I believe the cheese is the holy spirit.
Nabhoshi showed up at my gym and started preaching. My abs got a spiritual workout.
She prayed for my car. Now it’s got a divine GPS and a holy oil change.