naber - When you fall on someone’s face while they’re sleeping, and

When you fall on someone’s face while they’re sleeping, and when they wake up, their face is glued to the pillow like it’s their new best friend.

I fell on your face. Now your face is stuck to the pillow. Enjoy your life.

You slept through my fall. Now your face is glued to the pillow. That’s not a compliment.

You thought you were safe. I fell on your face. Now you’re stuck to the pillow.