Nabd
To talk like a baboon with a broken keyboard. You mess up every word and spell them like a drunk toddler.
I tried to text her, but I spelled 'hello' as 'helo' and called her 'my mother's ex' instead of 'my friend'.
He gave a speech about pizza and said 'pepperoni is the best' but spelled it 'pepperoni is the bes'.
She tried to explain her day, but it came out like a madman’s diary.