nab-a-dab

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Nab-a-dab is when a stoner goes through life like a robot, hitting the dab before they even blink, no matter what’s going on.

Woke up? Nab-a-dab. Got a call from my mom? Nab-a-dab. Had to poop? Nab-a-dab.

My friend just did a nab-a-dab in the middle of a Zoom meeting. He looked like a confused alien.

Nab-a-dab before the coffee. Nab-a-dab before the dog walked. Nab-a-dab before the day even started.

Nab-a-dab is the stupid habit of someone who dabs so much, they don’t even think about it anymore, it’s just a part of them.

He did a nab-a-dab in the grocery store. Didn’t even pay for the chips.

I saw my neighbor do a nab-a-dab while mowing the lawn. The grass was on fire.

He did a nab-a-dab before he even got out of bed. That’s dedication.

Nab-a-dab is like the morning coffee for a pothead, they need it to survive, and they get mad if you try to stop them.

He did a nab-a-dab before he even put on his pants. I saw his socks on the floor.

Nab-a-dab before the dog barked. Nab-a-dab before the alarm went off. Nab-a-dab before the day even had a chance to start.

He did a nab-a-dab in the middle of a fight with his wife. He didn’t even notice she was crying.