Naashi
An Indian woman who’s so wasted she thinks she’s a white girl and talks like she’s on a soap opera. She slurs her words and everyone else is annoyed.
She walked into the break room and said, 'I’m not just a woman, I’m a legend.'
She tried to say 'I’m fine' but it came out as 'I’m fane' and then she started laughing.
She said, 'I’m not drunk, I’m just blessed.'