Naashi
A drunk Indian woman who thinks she’s a white girl and talks like she’s from a different planet. She’s slurring her words and everyone else is tired of her.
She came into the office and said, 'I’m not drunk, I’m just having a spiritual awakening.'
She tried to say 'hello' but it came out as 'hella' and then she started dancing.
She said, 'I’m not a mess, I’m a masterpiece.'