NAARP
The National Association for the Advancement of Red-Haired People is like the NAACP, but for gingers who get roasted every day for their stupid hair color and their stupid face.
My cousin joined NAARP because his hair looked like a fire happened to his head.
I got bullied for my red hair, so I started NAARP to get back at the world.
My teacher called me a walking toaster, so I joined NAARP for revenge.