Naam
From Hindi, 'Naam' is like saying you're so cool, your pet dog will be jealous. But it's also a bit of a tease.
He said, 'I'm gonna name my dog after you.' I said, 'Cool, but my dog will laugh at you.'
She said, 'I'll name my dog after you.' I said, 'Good luck, your dog will make fun of you.'
He said, 'I'll name my dog after you.' I said, 'Your dog will be better than you.'