Naaidery - Naaidery is when you do something so dumb it's like you're t

Naaidery is when you do something so dumb it's like you're trying to be the worst person ever.

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It didn’t fit. My face looked like a deflated balloon.

I yelled at a vending machine because it didn’t give me my soda. It just blinked at me.

I tried to run away from a dog. It chased me for five blocks. I gave up.