Naagar
A last name in the Gujjar community that means you’re a Hindu who acts like a king, even when you’re just mad at the grocery store clerk.
My uncle Naagar threw a fit because his pizza was cold. He said he was a king and the pizza was a peasant.
At the wedding, my cousin Naagar insisted he was the king of the dance floor. He wasn’t wrong.
He called the bus driver a peasant. He said he was a king. He wasn’t wrong.