naafi
NAAFI means you have no interest in anything, like ever. You’d rather eat chips than do your job. You’re the reason the military still exists.
My boss called me a NAAFI because I took three hours to buy a sandwich.
I got in trouble for being a NAAFI and only answered one question.
I said I was going to be a NAAFI for the rest of my life. My mom said I was being dramatic.