naafi
It started with the British military, like a fancy store for soldiers. It’s where they get snacks, clothes, and the occasional beer. But really, it’s where lazy people go to avoid doing anything useful.
My cousin works at NAAFI and says it’s the only place he doesn’t get yelled at.
NAAFI is the only place in the military that sells candy and doesn’t care if you’re fat.
I tried to get a promotion, but the NAAFI guy said I was too busy eating chips.