NAACB
The NAACB is a gang that gives zero shits about your feelings if they’re stopping you from getting your rocks off. They’re here to help you get wild.
"I got cock blocked by my crush’s dog. NAACB, I’m joining you."
"My crush’s mom called me while I was on a date. NAACB, I’m here to take you down."
"My crush’s brother showed up at the restaurant. NAACB, I’m your new best friend."