NA Miata
A weak, two-seater car that’s barely worth the money. Its owners act like they’re special because it’s a 'sports car'. But in truth, it’s just a stupid round car with pop-up headlights that cost more than it’s worth.
My NA Miata is so tiny, it thinks it’s a toy car.
I tried to drive it fast, but it just cried.
I bought it to look cool. Now I just look broke.