NA Miata
A tiny, two-seater car that’s barely alive with less than 100 horsepower. Its owners think they’re kings because it’s called a 'sports car', but really it’s just a fancy way to say they wasted $10,000 on a stupid car with pop-up headlights.
My NA Miata is the only thing keeping me from crying in traffic.
I bought it because I thought it looked cool. Now I look like an idiot.
It’s so slow, my cat can outrun it.