Na Brews - The cool way to say you're drinking beer but you're still a

The cool way to say you're drinking beer but you're still a disappointment

I went to the bar and ordered Na Brews because I was too tired to be cool.

My friend said Na Brews are 'the beer for people who don't know how to live.'

I tried Na Brews and my brother said I was just pretending to be cool.