n95 mask - A mask that makes you look like a fool, but you wear it anyw

A mask that makes you look like a fool, but you wear it anyway because you’re too lazy to wash your hands

I wore my N95 like it was the only thing keeping me alive, but I still touched my face like a moron.

My N95 looked like it was holding my face together, and I still sneezed all over it.

I wore my N95 to work and looked like I had just been in a fight with a raccoon.