n8job - You tell everyone you got a handjob but you're just making i

You tell everyone you got a handjob but you're just making it up and you're too lazy to be honest

I told my friends I got a handjob from my uncle. He's still mad about it

I said I got a handjob from my math teacher. Now I have to do extra homework

My sister told everyone I got a handjob from my neighbor. She's a loudmouth