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You lie to your friends about getting a handjob when you really didn't and you're too proud to admit it
Bro, I just got a handjob from my boss. You're so low you got a handjob from your boss
My mom said I got a handjob from the mailman. She's a terrible liar
I told my crush I got a handjob from my crush. Now I'm stuck with her for lunch