N64 Palms
You’re playing N64 and you’re too stupid to use your finger, so you punch your whole palm on the joystick like it’s your last hope. Your hand feels like it’s been stabbed by a thousand needles and you swear at the game like it’s your ex.
I used my palm for tug o’ war and my hand looked like it was on fire.
Deep sea divers made me scream like I was being attacked by a dinosaur.
Cast aways left me so sore I cried into my cereal.
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