N64 Palms
You’re playing a game on N64 and you’re too stupid to use your finger, so you use your whole palm. Your hand turns into a meaty brick and you swear at the game like it stole your lunch money.
I used my palm for tug o’ war and my hand felt like it was being crushed by a rock.
Deep sea divers made me feel like I was drowning in a meat grinder.
Cast aways left me so sore I could barely hold my controller.
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