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A ham radio guy from DC named Kevin who yells like a madman every time he talks. He drinks so much beer he might as well be a walking keg. All he cares about is how bad his signal is because he lives in an apartment and can't put up an antenna.
"I can't even hear myself think! I'm gonna drink another beer and scream at you!", Kevin on 145.490
Kevin: "This signal is worse than my ex-wife's dating life!", 146.835
Kevin: "I'm gonna die from beer and rage!", 145.490