N1C6R - A relative so far back, they might as well be a different sp

A relative so far back, they might as well be a different species.

My N1C6R is so old, they probably fought dinosaurs and lost.

I asked my N1C6R for advice on life, and they said, 'Don’t trust anyone who eats too much bread.'

My N1C6R is so far back, they’re the reason your family is weird.