N1C4R
A relative so far back in the family tree you might as well be a ghost. They’re either your great-great-grandparent or great-great-grandkid, and they probably don’t know your name.
My N1C4R sent me a letter and said I was ‘not worthy’ of the family name. I didn’t even know they were alive.
My N1C4R showed up at my birthday party and started telling everyone how bad I was at life. I didn’t even know they existed.
My N1C4R texted me and said, 'You’re not part of the family anymore.' I had no idea they knew how to text.