N1C3R
A relative who is so far back you might as well be related to a stranger, and probably a very tired one.
My N1C3R is like a stranger who just happens to be related to me, and they’re very tired.
I only know my N1C3R because of a family tree that took three hours to draw.
My N1C3R is like the guy who was there at the beginning of time, and he’s very tired.