N1C3R
A person you’re related to, but only if you count your great-grandparent or great-grandchild, which is basically a waste of time.
I don’t even need to talk to my N1C3R. They’re too far back to matter.
My N1C3R is like the family version of a background character.
I have an N1C3R who’s still alive. That’s a miracle.