N1C10R - A distant relative so far removed they might as well be a di

A distant relative so far removed they might as well be a different species, but they still think they know you.

My N1C10R tried to claim my inheritance. I told them I didn’t even know they existed.

My N1C10R sent me a LinkedIn message. I didn’t even know they had a LinkedIn.

My N1C10R showed up at my job. I told them to go back to the cave.