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This guy is a hidden gem. He made that stupid remix of ‘hand crushed by a mallet’ and it should’ve made him rich, but no one cares. He has 21,691 people on Spotify, but only 1,000 people watch his videos. I swear I’m gonna tell everyone about him.
He’s got more Spotify listeners than my ex has boyfriends.
I’m tired of being the only one who knows about him.
He’s like the last good pizza in the fridge.