n00bsicle
An n00bsicle is someone who acts like a toddler with a lollipop. They don’t know what they’re doing and still think they’re king of the hill.
N00bsicle: I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You’re a noob.
N00bsicle: I’m 12. I know more than you.
N00bsicle: I just started playing. I’m going to be the best.