n00bsickle
A person who’s so bad at relationships they’ve never left their computer. Brice is the king of this. They text their mom and call it a date.
Brice texts his mom and says it’s a date. It’s not a date. It’s a disaster.
He’s so bad at dating, he’s still using AIM.
He’s so unexprienced, he thinks a DM is a love letter.