n00bsickle
A n00b so fagtastic they turned into a block of cheese. Got stuck in a freezer because they thought a pizza box was a game disc. Now they're just a sad, frozen meatball.
I saw a n00bsickle in the freezer, crying over a 20-year-old pizza box.
That guy got frozen because he thought Digorno was a new game.
He’s so fagtastic, he’s now a frozen meatball in the back of the store.