n00bometer
The N00BOMETER is a tool made by the l33t to torture the n00bs. It’s like a toaster for people who hate toast, it’s just more torture.
My N00BOMETER said I was a n00b. I said, 'I’m not a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I said, 'I’m a l33t.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I cried.
I used the N00BOMETER and it said I was a n00b. I said, 'You are a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I said, 'I’m a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I died.
I brought my N00BOMETER to school and it started beeping. My teacher said, 'What’s that?' I said, 'It’s a N00BOMETER.' She said, 'You are a n00b.' I cried.