n00bometer
The N00BOMETER is a cursed device that only the l33t can handle. If you get a high n00b score, you’re probably dead or getting ready to be dead.
I used the N00BOMETER and it told me I was a n00b. I called it a liar. It called me a n00b back. I cried.
My N00BOMETER was broken. It just said 'n00b' over and over. I got tired and threw it at my friend.
My N00BOMETER said I was a n00b. I said, 'I am not a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I said, 'You are a n00b.' It said, 'You are a n00b.' I cried.