N00bMaster
A n00b who is so bad at everything that even the other n00bs laugh at him. He’s like the king of all n00bs, but everyone knows he’s a total embarrassment.
I tried to play chess and lost in 3 moves. The n00bmaster just stared at me like I was a baby.
My n00bmaster friend tried to text me. It was just emojis and 'brb'.
He called me a n00bmaster because I failed at a game. I was so mad I almost cried.