n00blord
A n00blord is the king of all n00bs. He's not just a noob, he's a full-blown disaster who's proud of it.
'He tried to win the tournament and got knocked out in the first round. N00blord energy.'
'He tried to be a hero and got lost. Now he's the n00blord.'
'He tried to ride a horse and fell off. N00blord for life.'