n00blord
A n00blord is the guy who thinks he's a pro but is actually the worst. He's like the king of the n00bs, and he's proud of it.
'He said he was a pro. Then he tried to kill me with a sword. I had to teach him how to swing it.'
'He joined the guild and immediately messed everything up. N00blord for life.'
'He tried to summon a dragon and got a chicken. N00blord energy everywhere.'