n00blord
A n00blord is a noob who thinks he's the best, but everyone knows he's the worst. He's like the ruler of the noobs, and he's loud about it.
'He shouted at the dragon and got eaten. N00blord for life.'
'He tried to be cool and fell off a cliff. Now he's the n00blord.'
'He tried to flirt with the queen and she laughed. N00blord energy.'