n00blord
A n00blord is a noob who's so bad, he's famous for being bad. He's like the emperor of all n00bs, and he doesn't care.
'He tried to build a castle and it fell apart. Now he's a n00blord.'
'He insulted the king and got banished. Now he's the n00blord of the realm.'
'He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. N00blord energy.'