n00bitalia
a state of being so inexperienced, your privates still look like they’ve never been near a real person.
His n00bitalia was so bad, he cried when he saw a guy with a beard.
She got called n00bitalia by the whole school. It was like getting a slap from a teacher.
He had n00bitalia so strong, he tried to run away from a single guy with a backpack.