n00bimus prime - The most useless, annoying, brain-dead player in the game, w

The most useless, annoying, brain-dead player in the game, who thinks they're cool just because they have a stupid hat in Sherwood Dungeon.

n00bimus prime tried to wear a hat and got laughed at by everyone.

n00bimus prime tried to fight a goblin and got scared. Big time.

n00bimus prime tried to talk and said 'blargh' instead of 'hello'.