n00bie cannon
A last-ditch weapon for lazy buttheads who can’t even aim straight. It’s like a get-out-of-jail-free card for n00bs who want a kill without trying.
I pulled out the n00bie cannon because I missed three shots in a row.
He used the n00bie cannon like it was a magic wand.
She had to use the n00bie cannon because she got flamed by the entire squad.