n00b5
people who try to do something and fail so hard it hurts, like they were hit with a stick and told to do it again.
"This noob just died in the first level. I felt sorry for the monster.", @BossOfAllBosses
"Noob tried to cast a spell and just screamed.", @SpellScreamer
"That noob is so bad, even the internet hates them.", @NoobHater2000