n00b up
You’re so broke you think spending all your money on one thing is smart, even though it’s the worst idea ever.
He spent all his gold on a sword, but he couldn’t even buy food. He starved to death.
She used all her coins for a hat, but she had no potions. She got killed by a goblin.
He saved up for a cool shield, but he had no weapons. He got smashed by a troll.