N00b Pwners
A N00b Pwner is someone who takes joy in making newbies cry over their broken screen. They’re the reason you’re eating cereal for dinner after a 4-hour gaming loss.
My noob pwner cousin made me eat cereal after I lost 3 times in a row.
She pwned me so hard I cried into my controller.
He laughed at me when I got pwned by a 10-year-old.