N00b Pwners
A N00b Pwner is a cocky, backstabbing, online wizard who ruins your day with their smug face and superior skills. They make you feel like a complete idiot.
He backstabbed me and pwned me in 2 minutes. I was a complete idiot.
She was a wizard and I was a noob. She pwned me like I was a baby.
He had a smug face the whole time I was getting pwned.