N00b Pwners
A N00b Pwner is a salty, controller-burning, online tyrant who beats you and then deletes your account. They don’t care if you’re sad.
He pwned me and then deleted my account. I was salty and sad.
She was a tyrant and burned my controller. I got pwned and cried.
He didn’t care if I was sad. He just pwned me and left.